My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
I WAS IN MY HOTEL ROOM DANCING TO JAPANESE MUSIC IN MY KARKAT COSPLAY WHEN I NOTICED THE CURATINS WERE OPEN AND THIS NEPETA COSPLAYER WAS JUST STARING AT ME AND STARTED TO DANCE TOO
WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM IM NOT EVEN AT A CON OR ANYTHING IM SCREAMING
sounds like the beginning of a cosplay romance movie
I ship this in more ways than one
I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona.
It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page.
This is what happens when a conservative meets this little thing I like to call “reality.”